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jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

sometimeseveryonelives:

soggymuffins:

nosatan:

acetucker:

hulkgoesrawr:

PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF

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I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.

I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed that loudly before. I was NOT expecting that!

LMFAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANHT

can i just say that i really fucking love tumblr

Seriously the best thing ever! Thank you for making my day tumblr! =)

I FUCKING KNEW WHAT WAS COMING

st-lilly:

howellsbutt:

NEW FALL OUT BOY SONG TOMORROW 

[SIRENS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[PETE WENTZ SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE]

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queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

michaelsmanhood:

Never let this die

jetpack-johnny:

thewriterhimself:

I SWEAR TO GOD KNOWING TUMBLR I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A PICTURE OF A DICK OR SOMETHING

it was

jetpack-johnny:

thewriterhimself:

I SWEAR TO GOD KNOWING TUMBLR I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A PICTURE OF A DICK OR SOMETHING

it was

trust:

when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande

Anonymous said: whats the craziest thing youve ever done?
punkcr answered:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty

punkrocklukehemmings:

i’ve had such a boner for michael these past few weeks

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

actually-rocket-raccoon:

pulling new students into your friend group like

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